Guy Westcott
Lord Alexander Guy Westcott was born in the cold Winter of 1990, in an unpleasant little city called
Liverpool. He has lived most of his life in the smelly, industrial town of
Widnes, so polluted that his life expectancy has dropped significantly in the
time he has been living there. Despite his humble beginnings however, Guy
Westcott went on to become the managing director of the renowned Guy Westcott Enterprises,
a webmaster of the hugely popular Xtreme Net
(an amalgam of his own Guy Westcott Enterprise Forums, and his business
partner, Blizzaga’s, Xtreme Kombat!),
a master in the arts of seduction and manipulation, and one of the most popular
writers of the age .
He is now at college, studying psychology and philosophy, while he works for
the Xtreme Alliance as a mailbag advice columnist, for Xtreme Net as a much
loved administrator, for Guy Westcott Enterprises as managing director, for Redwest Entertainment as head lyricist, and for his adoring
public as an ongoing object of worship. In addition to these duties, Guy
Westcott must spend a great deal of time fending off attacks from GWE's
ultimate enemy, the Evil Overlord of Randomness. He has also earned worldwide
fame for his poetry, which has been known to put even the most hard-faced of
headmasters into fits of barely suppressed mirth.
Guy Westcott’s original biographical note was a mere two paragraphs, but has
since been updated. Ld. Westcott was disheartened to see that Blizzaga's bio was so much bigger than his own, and, hating
when people's things are bigger than his (although that happens so rarely it
usually causes him no problem) Guy Westcott set out on a quest to make his own
piece bigger, stronger, and, most importantly of all, more powerful, than ever
before.
Following in Blizzaga’s footsteps, Ld. Westcott
decided it would be appropriate to spout his own left-wing political views.
Despite being a libertarian-idealist, Guy Westcott faithfully believes that the
only appropriate and above all realistic system of government to ensure a
better world for his children to grow up in would be a benevolent (and global)
dictatorship. As he is so committed to the age-old ambition of a better world,
Ld. Westcott pledged to pool of all his considerable might, power and resources
into fulfilling this dream. However, as Lord Acton once said,
“power corrupts; absolute power
corrupts absolutely.” This left Westcott with a serious dilemma; he
could not risk handing absolute power to one who would allow himself to become
corrupted by it. Upon careful consideration of the problem, Ld. Westcott
resolved that he must hand over power to the one man in whom he places his
implicit trust; himself. As a result of all this, Guy Westcott Enterprises
actively seeks to achieve world domination during the reign of Lord Alexander
Guy Westcott, to ensure that the evils of this world may be laid to rest, and a
golden age be allowed to begin.
Though his intentions were always honourable, and his plans never less than
ingenious, Alexander Guy Westcott is not without enemies, and his envisioned
utopia is not free from threat. His arch-nemesis, the Evil Overlord of
Randomness, who also seeks to control the world (although for less admirable
reasons than Guy’s) provides a constant danger, thus much of Ld. Westcott’s
time and effort must be put into protecting the world from such menaces as the Evil Overlord Society, and any other
rebel factions who seek to oppose the altruism of GWE.
Unlike Blizzaga, Guy Westcott prefers harsh justice
to forgiveness, as in the modern world he finds forgiveness is something rarely
earned, too-often given, and generally thrown back in one’s face.
It has been suggested (although never proven) that Guy Westcott may be a megalomaniac, and may
suffer from a multiple personality disorder, or DID.
Official sources close to Ld. Westcott refuse to either confirm or deny these
rumours, merely stating that, whatever else they may be, Guy Westcott are
philanthropists, with the best interests of the entire world at their heart.
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