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    I am JABES! Hero of all things slightly bad! Lover of cookies! Destroyer of pasta! LET US HEAR IT FOR JABES!

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    I am JABES! Hero of all things slightly bad! Lover of cookies! Destroyer of pasta! LET US HEAR IT FOR JABES!

    Post by Jabes on Tue Aug 10, 2010 3:58 am

    Hey guuiz. I am Jabes. The title explains some things about me :3

    I destroy pasta with my mouth.
    I like Zelda. I wish girls in Zelda were real.
    I like to throw random things at random people.
    I am the Hero of Slightly Bad things. So don't be looking at porn, because I'll be in there with an ad about my Hero status and how porn belongs to me.
    I want to destroy things.
    Writing intro like this is boring soo.. I shall get Blizzaga to finish this off for me. Cuz he is the MAN Very Happy

    Peace be unto you, brotherly noobs from another mother.
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    Post by Khao on Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:22 am

    Welcome! Remember reading your thread back at ZU, didn't post for wathever reason, I'm more of a stalker than a person that jumps into action.
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    Post by Jabes on Tue Aug 10, 2010 6:36 am

    Khao wrote:Welcome! Remember reading your thread back at ZU, didn't post for wathever reason, I'm more of a stalker than a person that jumps into action.

    Ah, a ninja eh? Your ninja actions shall not surprise me! PREPARE FOR BATTLE!

    *pulls chopsticks out menacingly and stares at you*
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    Post by MrRandom on Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:45 am

    You used random twice in your introduction. I heartily approve and extend a warm welcome to the Evil Overlord Society. Ever considered a career in general populace domination?
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    Post by Jabes on Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:58 am

    Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".
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    Post by Guy Westcott on Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:45 pm

    Welcome to XN! =D

    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    I like your style. Join GWE - that's an advantage in itself over the site - and kidnap Mr Random, and I shall grant you a greater advantage than you could ever dream of.


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    Post by Khao on Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:08 pm

    And so it begins...
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    Post by Jabes on Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:00 am

    Guy Westcott wrote:Welcome to XN! =D

    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    I like your style. Join GWE - that's an advantage in itself over the site - and kidnap Mr Random, and I shall grant you a greater advantage than you could ever dream of.


    I kidnap you both.
    Suckaaz Very Happy
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    Post by MrRandom on Sat Aug 14, 2010 2:19 am

    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    Looks like we've got ourselves another smartass, Guy...mutual enemy?
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    Post by Jabes on Sat Aug 14, 2010 8:39 am

    MrRandom wrote:
    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    Looks like we've got ourselves another smartass, Guy...mutual enemy?

    Say that you love me and I won't kill you.

    Damn disrespect ain't cool, son.
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    Post by Guy Westcott on Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:31 am

    MrRandom wrote:
    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    Looks like we've got ourselves another smartass, Guy...mutual enemy?

    It would appear so. Shall we destroy him together, or shall we just sit back and watch him destroy himself?


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    Post by Ruth on Sat Aug 14, 2010 10:38 am

    Jabes wrote:
    Guy Westcott wrote:Welcome to XN! =D

    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    I like your style. Join GWE - that's an advantage in itself over the site - and kidnap Mr Random, and I shall grant you a greater advantage than you could ever dream of.

    I kidnap you both.
    Suckaaz Very Happy

    Mwahahaha!
    You have style, kid, unlike those fools who call themselves lords!
    When the time comes, join the Spirits from the Other Side; we are the ONLY clan who will escape certain doom when I annihilate Guy Westcott, Mr Random, Blizzaga, Prospero, Tott, and all those puny humans who pledge their allegiance to them!
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Post by Jabes on Sat Aug 14, 2010 6:56 pm

    No offense Ruth, but you're a bit... crazy.

    Are you like, high? I rung for the nice people from the loony bin to come and give you hugs in the "special hugs room". They are going to give you a straitjacket so you can hug yourself.

    How awesome is that!
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    Post by MrRandom on Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:08 am

    Guy Westcott wrote:
    MrRandom wrote:
    Jabes wrote:Hmm... I must say that sounds appealing... However I have my sights on conquering all of the races, including aliens and those goddamn sneaky Vietnamese...

    MrRandom, you seem like a friendly person, and I like you. But I am afraid I must take you as my prisoner to gain an advantage over this site. But you can have some cookies while you're my... "guest".

    Looks like we've got ourselves another smartass, Guy...mutual enemy?

    It would appear so. Shall we destroy him together, or shall we just sit back and watch him destroy himself?

    Well, despite your CONSTANT disparaging of various methods I employ, ridicule of my achievements, contempt at my plans, and so forth, I still somehow find the patience to respect you as an adversary.

    So I vote for a joint takedown, even if it is as simple as aiming all our orbital weaponry at the same place.

    As for Ruth, she'll be happy to know that work is almost concluded on some special proton packs...
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    Post by Jabes on Tue Aug 17, 2010 6:12 am

    Uhhh...

    *As two seemingly important people bicker between themselves, Jabes sneaks away*

    I shall kill you another day when your weapons ain't aimed at me..
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    Post by MrRandom on Tue Aug 17, 2010 9:35 pm

    Jabes wrote:Uhhh...

    *As two seemingly important people bicker between themselves, Jabes sneaks away*

    I shall kill you another day when your weapons ain't aimed at me..

    And on that day, Satan will be skating to work.
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    Post by Khao on Wed Aug 18, 2010 2:31 am

    Meanwhile, I ignore everyone and everyone ignores me.





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    Hakuna Matata.
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    Post by Blizzaga on Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:52 am

    Yo, Jabes! Welcome to da crib!

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