I destroy pasta with my mouth.
I like Zelda. I wish girls in Zelda were real.
I like to throw random things at random people.
I am the Hero of Slightly Bad things. So don't be looking at porn, because I'll be in there with an ad about my Hero status and how porn belongs to me.
I want to destroy things.
Writing intro like this is boring soo.. I shall get Blizzaga to finish this off for me. Cuz he is the MAN
Peace be unto you, brotherly noobs from another mother.